Wrong lane?

One bright and sunny morning, I was strolling down Fletcher street in Boston and was appalled at the discovery of a large turkey also strolling down Fletcher street, also in boston.
"WHY CHAP!" I says to him "You seem to be lost. I don't recall seeing you ever in this neck of the woods." and he said to me,
"Naw, man, I live here. This's mah crib wut!"
and then some lady came by jsut as we were about to call animal control, and explained to us that Googoo has been living there for 5 years. Apparently it was the buildings' pet.

it was freakin awesome.